Stupid White People
Why do white people find it so thrilling to backpack and live in squalor? The budget accommodations in Third World countries are just disgusting and yet they're teeming with white people. The ones from France always want to know why W. is hurting their feelings. Honey, because you guys deserve it.
In India, a white girl from Canada tells me that she's a big fan of digital cameras because after she takes pictures of the locals, she can show them what they look like. Oh, please. How far does your white guilt extend? If the locals really want to know what they look like, they can look in the mirror.