holiday haiku for high rollers

bitter cold outside;
suede booties (in dusty rose)
kiss pedicured toes.

drinking hot toddies
after a day on the slopes
makes for warm bodies.

the limo driver,
he used to live in niger.
he's got an accent.

here is some champagne.
or maybe you'd like coffee?
come give mom a hug.

we like to go shop;
it passes the time away.
then we go get drunk.