Monday, February 07, 2005

McProstitute Franchises
Anyway, in describing the leg of my trip in Reno, I had an idea of a commercial chain of prostitution that might work in a more liberal society. It would be modeled on McDonalds. Here is how an order for a "Happy Prostitute Meal" would go:

- Hi, I'd like an order of a prostitute
Would you like your prostitute regular or supersized for half off?
- Supersized please.
A side of coke (pointing to the nose)?
- Yes please.
Here for two hours, or to go for double the price?
- To go please


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