Tuesday, February 24, 2004

new product promises to put gorgeous babes in their place.
why be a stocking-stuffing, rock-providing chump, suffering through law, med, or b-school for a jappy, conniving catch, when it's so easy to knock super-appealing chickens off their little feet without cash, good looks, or ripped abs? with jagger's powerful moves (based on a scientific study of "natural playboys"), any old joe can surmount the time-tested defenses of the ultrasexy "bad attitude" chicken, or any other chicken for that matter. what's the key? you manipulate your target's simple "social programming" to make her "want to win YOUR approval." haven't yet found a comparable product to force men back into the insecure therefore extravagant provider role. developing...

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